סימנא מילתא היא
ת׳היה ש׳נת ”פָּנ“ים ו׳בדיחות
There is nothing like a good pun, and these are nothing like good puns
Kiddush
Trader Joe’s Sara Bee Moscato
and bees & honey are a cute Rosh Hashana theme
and may this be the year Savti Sara Be appreciating my puns
apples in honey
dates
pomegranate
gummy fish heads
raisins and celery
whirled peas
Drinks
Coca Cola
lemon seltzer
Dips
(they’re not dips; they are spreads—may we spread joy and peace throughout the world)
black eyed pea hummus
red onion/date jam
and may we live this year בצל“ כנפי השכינה”.
cranberry/honey spead
spinach/cilantro pesto
cilantro in Hebrew is גד, “good fortune”
and may this year be filled with צדקה and cilantropy
(and hopefully better puns than “cilantropy”)
Note: this has cashew nuts. I feel that the idea of not having nuts on ראש השנה is wrong, on so many levels. Don’t get me started.
simanim soup
butternut squash soup with leeks and fenugreek
and may we have a “soup”er year!
brisket
בשר
roast vegetables
carrot
golden beets
in orange/thyme sauce
and may we have plenty of thyme for תורה and מצוות
and “0range” we glad it is a new year!
roast broccoli and cauliflower
cruciferous vegetables are כרוב in Hebrew
חג שמח!
Recipes
Whirled Peas
Take a bag of sugar snap peas. Whirl them around your head (it’s practice for kapparot). You were expecting some fancy recipe?
Black eyed pea hummus
Purée in in food processor with steel blade:
1 can black eyed peas, drained
1 tablespoon lemon juice (or less, to taste)
1 tablespoon minced garlic
2 tablespoons peanut butter powder (I am not a fan of tahini)
1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil (for this, use the EVOO)
1/2 teaspoon salt
Process until smooth.
Red onion/date jam
In a medium saucepan, heat on medium:
2 tablespoons oil
Sauté:
4 red onions, thinly sliced
Cook until starting to brown, about 20 minutes.
Add:
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup dry red wine
1/2 cup silan (date honey)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
Bring to a boil, then simmer on low until thick and syrupy, stirring occasionally, about one hour.
Allow to cool.
Cranberry/honey spead
Combine in a 1-quart pot:
1/2 cup frozen cranberries
3 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon lemon juice
pinch salt
Bring to a boil, then simmer until berries start to burst, about 10 minutes. Then help them along by smooshing them against the side of the pot and continue simmering, stirring occasionally, for 10 more minutes. Allow to cool.
Add:
12 ounces non-dairy sour cream
1/4 cup honey
Mix well
spinach/cilantro pesto
Purée in in mixer with steel blade:
8 ounces raw spinach, washed (ask your LOR about checking vegetables that are to be pureed)
1 tablespoon (4 stalks) fresh cilantro
1 cup cashews
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup nutritional yeast
Add in a stream with the mixer running at high speed:
1/4 cup neutral oil
butternut squash soup with leeks and fenugreek
Toast in a medium saucepan, over medium heat, until browned and fragrant:
1 tablespoon fenugreek seeds
Cover with water and soak overnight, then drain and rinse.
Crush in a mortar and pestle, then mix with a tablespoon or so of water.
Filter through cheesecloth to remove solids. This yields a little fenugreek-infused water, since Sara does not like fenugreek.
Preheat oven to 400° F.
Bake for one hour:
3 medium butternut squash, about 5 pounds, uncut
Cut the tops off of:
3 whole heads of garlic
Wrap in foil and put in oven for last 30 minutes of baking.
Allow to cool enough to handle, then cut squash in half and spoon out seeds, then scoop out flesh.
In a 4-quart pot, heat on high:
3 tablespoons oil
Sauté until starting to brown:
3 onions, cubed
Add and sauté until translucent
1 leek, sliced (not the very tough dark green parts of the leaves or the root, but the rest is fine)
Deglaze pan with
2 cups water
Add:
fenugreek water
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon pareve ranch dressing mix
Squeeze the roast garlic cloves into the pot
Add:
Butternut squash
3 cups water
Stir. Cover and simmer over low heat until very soft (at least an hour; I leave this on the stove and get back to it whenever I get a chance)
Puree with hand blender.
Add:
2 cups almond milk
Puree with hand blender at high speed.
If rewarming, stir constantly to make sure it doesn’t scorch
Roast vegetables
Preheat oven to 475
Cube vegetables
Toss with
3 tablespoons orange juice
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1/8 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper
Spread on a baking sheet
Bake for 40 minutes
The brisket and brocolli/cauliflower are Sara’s; ask her for the recipes.
What’s With the Nuts?
Rema (Orach Chaim 583:2) writes that some are careful not to eat egozim (walnuts) on Rosh Hashanah. This is because the gematria (numerical value) of the Hebrew word “egoz” is the same as the numerical value for the word chait (sin). Additionally, nuts cause an increase in phlegm, which can disturb one’s prayers.
Magen Avraham (583:4) points out that according to this second reason, all nuts, even those that are not referred to as “egoz,” should be avoided. Mateh Efrayim (583:3) extends this minhag to include not eating beans (or peanuts).
אמר רבי אמי: האי מאן דבעי לידע אי מסיק שתיה אי לא ניתלי שרגא בעשרה יומי דבין ראש השנה ליום הכפורים בביתא דלא נשיב זיקא אי משיך נהוריה נידע דמסיק שתיה. ומאן דבעי למיעבד בעיסקא ובעי למידע אי מצלח אי לא מצלח לירבי תרנגולא אי שמין ושפר מצלח. האי מאן דבעי למיפק [לאורחא] ובעי למידע אי חזר ואתי לביתא אי לא ניקום בביתא דחברא אי חזי בבואה דבבואה לידע דהדר ואתי לביתא.
ולאו מלתא היא דלמא חלשא דעתיה ומיתרע מזליה.
אמר אביי: השתא דאמרת סימנא מילתא היא [לעולם] יהא רגיל למיחזי בריש שתא קרא ורוביא כרתי וסילקא ותמרי
How can Abaye say השתא דאמרת סימנא מילתא היא if the gemara just said לאו מלתא היא? He seems to make a דיוק in the gemara, that the reason that Rav Ami’s suggestions are לאו מלתא is because, if they come out wrong, they will depress the person, and that will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Maharsha says that this is a critical distinction: you clearly aren’t taking a negative omen with the intention of becoming depressed. The omen then must be ניחוש, soothsaying, and is forbidden. Doing things that make you happy has its own significance; it’s not necessarily an appeal to black magic.
הא רגיל (למיתי) [למחזי] בריש שתא קרא וכו׳: דכל הני סימנין לטובה הן אי כפרש״י…שהוא לסימן שיצמח ויגדל מזלו ושנה טובה ומתוקה ואי כפי׳ המרדכי בשם רבינו האי רוביא ירבו זכיותינו…אבל לרעה אין בהם שום הוראה, דלרעה הוי אסור משום ניחוש.
והנה כל אלו הענינים עושין הכל לסימן טוב.
So what does Rema say?
הגה : יש מדקדקים שלא לאכול אגוזים שאגוז בגימטריא ”חט“ ועוד שהן מרבים כיחה וניעה ומבטלים התפלה.
The second reason presumably only applies before תפלה, so nuts should not be a problem on the night before.
But the opinion of the יש מדקדקים is problematic. Very problematic.
First, the גימטריא is wrong. חטא, sin, has gematria 18. So does חי, life. So foods-with-gematria-18 should be positive סימנים!
Second, the gematria is wrong. אגוז has gematria 17. Our text of the שולחן ערוך acknowledges this, spelling חטא as “חט”. But that’s the gematria of טוב, so it should still be positive.
Third, Maharsha’s principle makes it clear that avoiding nuts is ניחוש and I probably should stone anyone who avoids nuts.
Other reasons for avoiding nuts are given.
ולפענ״ד הטעם דאמרו חז״ל (שיר השירים רבה ו:יא) אֶל־גִּנַּת אֱגוֹז [יָרַדְתִּ]: למה נמשלו ישראל לאגוז? מה אגוז אעפ״י שמתגלגל במקום טנופת, אין תוכו נמאס; אף ישראל, אף על פי שמתגלגלים באומות העולם אין תוכן נמאס. ע״ש. וכיון שרומז על גליות לא מסמנע מלתא לאכול בר״ה.
ועוד (ויקרא כו:מד) וְאַף גַּם זֹאת בִּהְיוֹתָם בְּאֶרֶץ אֹיְבֵיהֶם [לֹא מְאַסְתִּים וְלֹא גְעַלְתִּים לְכַלֹּתָם], ר״ת ”אגז“ אף גם זאת.
But that’s exactly wrong; the אגוז is a symbol of our survival and persistence in spite of גלות.
And I have on whom to rely:
אגוזים וכו׳: כן כתב מהרי״ל אבל בכלבו דמהר״מ לא היה נזהר לאכול שומין ואגוזים.
And the משנה ברורה doesn’t mention the אגוז issue at all.